Around the 600s A.D.
A man named Muhammad
Or was it Mohammed? Mohammad?
Or maybe its Mehmet? Or Mahamet?
Anyway…

This guy, y’understand, he had lotsa trances
Sometimes he was like Aladdin
Sometimes like Jafar
And he preached to a buncha genies

He was a suicidal man
He was a sad, angry man
A confused man, a worshiper of the gods
But a spirit told him he was a prophet

He told him to kill, kill, kill
To kill everyone who wouldn’t worship Allah
So he and his raiders robbed all the caravans
They robbed so much they conquered Arabia

They took the women as plunder
They made ’em to slaves
They ’em into harems
Mahamet himself had 22 women
That’s right…

One of his wives was a nine year old girl
Aishah by name, he was her favorite
And so Mahamet was a pedophile
And so are all his true followers to this day

He told him to kill, kill, kill
To kill everyone who wouldn’t worship Allah
So he and his raiders robbed all the caravans
They robbed so much they conquered Arabia