Lewis had deep respect for the pagan myths
Jesus said no man comes to the Father but by Him
Lewis said pedophiles aren’t really all that bad
Jesus said they’ll be drowned in the lake of fire

Sproul said that there is no lake of fire
Jesus said the hateful are in danger of hell fire
MacArthur said he never felt the presence of God
Jesus said the Holy Ghost’ll come upon you

Warren said don’t preach the Bible to the unchurched
Jesus read Isaiah about preachin’ deliverance to ’em
Piper said Warren’s brilliant, pursue your pleasure
Jesus said the pleasures of this life’ll choke your faith

Sproul said that there is no lake of fire
Jesus said the hateful are in danger of hell fire
MacArthur said he never felt the presence of God
Jesus said the Holy Ghost’ll come upon you

Aslan said he saved Narnia with his deep magic
Jesus warned against false christs and miracles
Aslan is an animatronic puppet on BBC
Jesus is the Son of the Living God!